Here is a parody of the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song. First, Mr. Maiquez told us the lyrics to the real song, and I made a parody of it. Most of the lines have no relation to the original song at all, but for two of them I used the real song and changed it a little. I used different people in my class as the people who gave me things. Most of the time what they gave me was related to that person.
On the first day of Christmas Alvin gave to me a headache that lasted all week
On the second day of Christmas Alvin gave to me two pairs of undies
On the third day of Christmas Alvin gave to me three ginormous loogies
On the fourth day of Christmas Reggie gave to me four broken zebra legs
On the fifth day of Christmas Sensei gave to me five sweet bananas
On the sixth day of Christmas my dad gave to me six used syringes
On the seventh day of Christmas Steven gave to me seven swans a-frying
On the eigth day of Christmas Andrew gave to me eight keys to the Omega Lock
On the nineth day of Christmas Xiang Hua gave to me nine answers to the test
On the tenth day of Christmas Brian gave to me ten gimongous bear hugs
On the eleventh day of Christmas You Rong gave to me eleven pops in my ear drum
On the twelfth day of Christmas ryan gave to me twelve annoying drum slams
