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Here is a parody of the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song. First, Mr. Maiquez told us the lyrics to the real song, and I made a parody of it. Most of the lines have no relation to the original song at all, but for two of them I used the real song and changed it a little. I used different people in my class as the people who gave me things. Most of the time what they gave me was related to that person.

On the first day of Christmas Alvin gave to me a headache that lasted all week

On the second day of Christmas Alvin gave to me two pairs of undies

On the third day of Christmas Alvin gave to me three ginormous loogies

On the fourth day of Christmas Reggie gave to me four broken zebra legs

On the fifth day of Christmas Sensei gave to me five sweet bananas

On the sixth day of Christmas my dad gave to me six used syringes

On the seventh day of Christmas Steven gave to me seven swans a-frying

On the eigth day of Christmas Andrew gave to me eight keys to the Omega Lock

On the nineth day of Christmas Xiang Hua gave to me nine answers to the test

On the tenth day of Christmas Brian gave to me ten gimongous bear hugs

On the eleventh day of Christmas You Rong gave to me eleven pops in my ear drum

On the twelfth day of Christmas ryan gave to me twelve annoying drum slams

1. What did you think of the questions? They were good questions for this type of test.
2. Do you think you answered truthfully? Yes
3. Are the questions applicable to you at this age? Yes
4. What other questions do you think should have been added? I don’t know
   
5. What was your score?  What does this score mean - according to the website?  What does this score mean according to you? I think I scored 127 or something like it. The site says that I understand peoples feelings very well and I especially understand myself.
6. After taking the EQ assessment, what do you think of it?  What will you do now? uh… I don’t know what to think. I won’t do anything.

1. Do you think your parents can / should trust you with things that you do in school, at home, and else where? Why do you think so? or Why not? My parents trust that anything I tell them is true. They expect me to tell the truth, which I do, and I expect them to believe me. They don’t accuse me of lying and I don’t accuse them.
2. Do you think your teachers can / should trust you with things that you do in school (regular schoolwork), at home (assignmentss/projects), and else where? Why do you think so? or Why not? My teachers should trust me but they sometimes accuse me of lying, even though I have proven that I tell the truth even if I will get in trouble for it.
3. What are your main complaints about school at this point in your life? I guess the projects are pretty annoying and long and other things like that.
4. What are your main complaints about home at this point in your life? I don’t have many complaints at home, except that often I can’t watch movies just because they are rated PG13 for violence and I don’t see how that is bad for any 12 year old with an IQ of over 100.
5. What can you promise yourself that can make you a better person / a better student? I shold not joke around as much at school because some teachers think it is rude, but it is just my way of making the school atmosphere less boring and more fun.
6. Do you think your friends can / should trust you with things (objects, secrets, etc.) Why do you think so? or Why not? Yes of course, but they don’t always.
7. Do you think you need a lot of privacy in school / at home?  Why or why not? Uhhh… I don’t see why I would.